I wish we could keep score. A running total of miscellaneous data to analyze, reflect on and ponder. Imagine:
Most pain felt (physical)
Most pain felt (emotional)
Would you be able to find patterns? Would you want to?
Number of scars
Times you heard AC/DC come on the radio, said”Awe, fuck AC/DC,” and then changed the station
What if you could show yours to someone else? Would you want to?
Number of Kevin’s met
Maybe that’s the next Facebook update. Life Stats: Outlining your worth as a person since 2016.
Slow-dances to Live in the 1990s
“Oh my God, did you see that Amy shared her Life Stat that she’s received 500 high fives? I’m only at 350!”
Apples prematurely discarded
Times laughed at the word “shuttlecock”
The kind of existential crisis that comes with realizing the best decision you ever made was the one you had no choice in.